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Please advertise this as best you can!
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I went into my sister's underwear drawer, stole three pairs of underwear, cut them up into pieces, and threw them in the garbage. She still owes me 40 bucks, though.
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[23 May 2004|07:35am] |
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Nada Surf - Plan |
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Attn: Mary
The following is a list of rules regarding laundry, specifically underwear.
1. DO NOT WEAR MY UNDERWEAR.
2. Underwear that is size medium is mine. DO NOT WEAR THEM.
3. In reference to underwear that you have never seen before, regardless of size, please do not assume it belongs to you. (When you assume you make an ass of you and me, by the way). DO NOT WEAR THEM.
Thus far I have recorded your use of the following under garments:
-black lace $22
-rainbow striped $4
-thongs (2) $10
TOTAL: $36 will be deducted from your bank account.
Any underwear that is mine that you wear is now officially yours. Any time you wear my underwear, the cost will be deducted from your bank account.
PS: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
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| Katie and I: |
[31 Mar 2004|04:02pm] |
BBF cousins 4 lyfe bitch !
MORE IMPORTANTLY:
I won a contest (Win the Sword of Aragorn contest)!!!!!
Except I did not win grand prize, rather first prize, which was a poster, which is still the coolest!
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| Should I choose the smoothest curve, steady as the beating drum? |
[18 Feb 2004|12:30am] |
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Annie's reminiscing |
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Is all my dreaming at an end?
Or do you still wait for me, Dream Giver
Just around the riverbend?
Annie and I are each sitting in front of our respective computers, each of us playing snood. We are complaining of how fat and lazy we are while listening and singing along to Disney songs. Specifically Beauty and the Beast and Pocahontus. In a word, awesome.
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| sup baby? |
[28 Jan 2004|10:17am] |
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Cat Power - Evolution |
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School is mad stupid for being open. I hate Rutgers.
In other news:
PS: What I wrote yesterday was a lie. If you get 20 wings, no matter how long you've been away from them, they will bite you in the ass.
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| da dum dum dum |
[27 Jan 2004|04:46pm] |
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Beach Boys - Shut Down |
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I am happy to announce my return to 10 cent wings. I think it might have been a wise decision to detatch myself from them for a while, this way, I will savor them even more tonight.
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| poopidy poop |
[23 Jan 2004|02:51pm] |
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Modest Mouse - Teeth Like God's Shoeshine |
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A few short letters:
1) Dear school,
Thank you for sucking.
Love,
Amanda
2) Dear pill,
Stop making me hurt.
Love,
Amanda
3) Dear people on my floor,
I hate you.
Love,
Amanda
MY HEART'S A BITTER BUFFALO! YO YO.
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[18 Dec 2003|08:51am] |
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orgasmic.
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| I would rather starve than eat your breast. |
[05 Dec 2003|03:25pm] |
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Someone, maybe me, shot an arrow in order to hit a door, but instead I hit a man who owned the house whose door I was trying to hit with the arrow. He went crazy after JP and I and pretty much beat us badly. Then later there was a dog attacking us too. So we ran to my house and there was a truck and I climbed in, and who was there but some guy from the Crystal Method and I mentioned loving Weezer and the fact that they had Rivers do a camio for their "Murder" video. He told me it wasn't for that song, but I disagreed. That's all.
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| Shake your hips, pretty darling. |
[03 Dec 2003|10:03pm] |
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The Anniversary - Crooked Crown |
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Looking out the door I see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations as their shoes fill up with water.
And maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong,
But tonight you're on my mind so you never know.
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| ...In the fallen sun | Alright | You can make it stay. |
[25 Nov 2003|02:12pm] |
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Built to Spill - Broken Chairs |
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10 cent wing night is tonight! Last night was deep fried food night and I missed it :(. However, I instead had a lovely dinner with Weiss. And she helped me decide that I'm not going to be here this summer. I am going to Paris to study art history. Damn that is cool. And Dad's letting me go. WHOA.
Hey, how come Dad never told me that I'm paying for college? HUH?
LAME.
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| we're happy together |
[20 Nov 2003|06:11pm] |
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The Turtles - So Happy Together |
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I GOT AN A ON MY EXPOS PAPER.
I WENT TO EAT DINNER WITH JOE (HE'S SO ELITE).
Dan got jealous.
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[13 Nov 2003|08:05am] |
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Modest Mouse - Ohio |
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I just made next semester's schedule, and let me tell you, having no credits and least seniority sucks. My classes total suck sock. I mean cock.
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[10 Nov 2003|07:21pm] |
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Radiohead - High and Dry |
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You are Kermit the Frog!! You are loyal to your
friends and don't really know how to say No.
No matter what you were doing, you would drop
it in a second if a loved one was in trouble.
You are also a born star. Everyone loves you!
Which Muppet are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
I don't know why I bother anymore. This is stupid. Yerp, it is.
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[06 Nov 2003|08:40am] |
Introverted (I) 53.13% Extroverted (E) 46.88%
Intuitive (N) 51.52% Sensing (S) 48.48%
Feeling (F) 51.43% Thinking (T) 48.57%
Judging (J) 51.43% Perceiving (P) 48.57%
Your type is: INFJ
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